=========================================================================== CPSY 1291 — RECITATION 13: Project clinic I TA-led, 80 minutes. Optional. Week 13 — the final exam is Tue 12/1 and project work begins Thu 12/3, so hold this at the end of week 13. Presentations are Mon 12/21. FORMAT: half teaching, half workshop. Slides 2-13 are about 48 minutes. Then break the room into project groups and have each group write its question on the sentence-test template and read it out. That last 30 minutes is where the session earns its place — a vague question said out loud in front of peers gets fixed on the spot. DO NOT: approve or reject project ideas. You are helping them SCOPE, not grading. If a group's idea is too large, ask what they would cut, rather than telling them. MATERIAL: handout-13-project-clinic-i.pdf, including the ten questions and the day-by-day schedule. ============================================================================
2 min. Set the frame: two and a half weeks, roughly 31 hours each. Say the risk plainly. It is NOT that the model fails — a negative result clearly analyzed is a perfectly good project and the syllabus says so. The risk is spending twelve days on setup and having nothing to say on the thirteenth. Say the plan for today: about 48 minutes on scoping and de-risking, then 30 minutes where each group writes its own question down and reads it out.
3 min. This is the single most valuable thing in the session. Say it, then defend it, because it runs against the instinct to build things properly. The argument: on day three you do not know what will be hard. The end-to-end run tells you. A component built beautifully in isolation might be solving a problem you were about to abandon.
5 min. Go through each row and name the failure it prevents. "Extend a paper" is the most dangerous of the three, because reproducing the original can quietly consume the whole two weeks. The subset requirement is what keeps that bounded — reproduce it approximately, on 200 items, and move on.
4 min. Have someone volunteer a project idea and fill the template on the board in front of the room. Do it once publicly before asking groups to do it themselves later. Expect the first attempt to fail on blanks 4 and 5. That is normal and is exactly what the exercise is for.
4 min. The first pattern kills more projects. A question with one condition has no possible result — whatever number comes out, there is nothing to compare it to. The second is subtler and matters most at 2am on day eleven, when a surprising number appears and the group has no way to judge whether to celebrate or debug.
4 min. Read the right column as a list of things people have actually attempted in a two-week project. The last row is worth dwelling on: Colab's free tier restricts GPU access and guarantees nothing. A project that requires a GPU to produce its main result is a project that might produce no result.
3 min. This is not hypothetical — it is what happened while the assignments were being built. Say so; a concrete anecdote lands better than advice. Corollary: check the size of what you are downloading BEFORE you start it. A 40 GB dataset at 75 KB/s is six days.
4 min. Enumerate what they catch: transposed dimensions; images in [0, 255] where the model expects [0, 1]; a class that occurs eleven times; dead units that will produce nan correlations; files that decoded into noise. The last line is the one people skip and the one that catches the worst errors. Looking at one item takes two seconds and there is no substitute for it.
3 min. This is the highest-leverage thirty minutes of engineering in a two-week project, and it feels like a detour on day two. Group-specific version: three people each loading the data their own way guarantees three subtly different datasets, and the disagreement surfaces as an inexplicable result rather than as an error.
4 min. Walk the five lines. Every one is deliberately stupid, and that is the design. When the skeleton works: raise subset, start the full run, and go and have lunch. That is a good day three.
4 min. The trivial baseline is what separates a project that has a result from one that has a number. Give an example: a decoder gets 78% on your neural data. Impressive? Raw luminance gets 74%. Now you know what the project is actually about, and you have eleven days to do something about it.
4 min. Habit 4 is group-project-specific and prevents the most common lost day: three people editing three copies of the same notebook. Habit 3 sounds pedantic until day twelve, when a reviewer asks for a change and the figure cannot be rebuilt.
4 min. Say why day 9 and not day 14: if the main comparison is not running by day 9 there is no time to add error bars, and a result without error bars cannot be defended. That is the single most common way a technically fine project loses marks — not a wrong analysis, an undefendable one.
30 min, and this is the point of the session. Give groups 10 minutes to write, then go round the room. For each: read the sentence, then ask the room which blank is vaguest. Peers are much better at spotting this than the group that wrote it. Your job is to help them SCOPE, not to approve or reject. If an idea is too large, ask what they would cut — do not tell them. Close by pointing at the ten questions in handout-13.pdf, and at next week's session: figures, the report, and the talk.